All of us dream of a group of oldsters called Ross…
Smartly, it appears to be like love Ross County would possibly maybe attain… they typically arrangement no longer seem to be removed from achieving that ambition after signing goalkeeper Ross Doohan on mortgage from Celtic this week. This blueprint that every three of their keepers are indisputably called Ross.
The Scottish Premiership club already had two gamers with the identical name battling for the no 1 space – Ross Laidlaw and Ross Munro.
That takes the tally for the entire squad up to 5, whilst you add in midfielder Ross Draper and striker Ross Stewart.
Is that this basically the most distinctive half of nominative determinism now we beget ever come upon (or on the least since that point Peter Hartley and James Poole both scored for Hartlepool against Notts County in 2013)?
And there’s more.
From 2014 to 2017, midfielder Tony Dingwall performed for the club. Dingwall is the burgh of the Highlands where the club are based mostly fully! Accident? Smartly… most definitely, optimistic.
I wonder how supervisor Stuart Kettlewell distinguishes between all of these Rosses on the coaching pitch?
And speaking of Kettlewell, beget you seen how grand he appears to be like love Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea?! Un. Canny.
The Spain keeper even re-tweeted an portray of the Staggies boss to his 12.7m followers with a terrified emoji.
It be all somewhat somewhat to soak up, shouldn’t be any longer it? Thank you for making our heads hurt, Ross County.